Used and Abused - Round of 16

[Claire]

The Used and Abused Round of 16 has officially begun. Our contestants now have two weeks to write their story for their first match. In the round of 16 we have the following 8 matches to look forward to:

Match R16-1: @Capt. Asparagus VS. @Foot Lover

• Theme: Sister in Arms
• @Capt. Asparagus: Brothers and Sister in arms, at the pink pool of love.
• @Foot Lover: What a Brother and Sister Do in Their Spare Time

Match R16-2: @Photographer VS. @Traumatized Teddy

• Theme: What Happens In Her, Stays In Her
• @Photographer: No story
• @Traumatized Teddy: What Happens in Her Stays in Her

Match R16-3: @Gross Indecency VS. @Mr. Kinky Guy

• Theme: Last Day of Light
• @Gross Indecency: The Fugue
• @Mr. Kinky Guy: No story

Match R16-4: @Your Mum VS. @Marquise

• Theme: Brotherhood
• @Your Mum: Brotherhood of the Wolves
• @Marquise: Frat House Mayhem

Match R16-5: @Perverted Mimic VS. @Elephant

• Theme: Hard as Lightning, Soft as Candlelight
• @Perverted Mimic: The Strange Case of Henry Banner and Danica Carew
• @Elephant: No story

Match R16-6: @Ink Splotter VS. @Alien Drunk

• Theme: The Chosen One
• @Ink Splotter: No story
• @Alien Drunk: The Half Brother

Match R16-7: @The Purgatory Knight VS. @Bukkake Power Wash

• Theme: Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire
• @The Purgatory Knight: Tears in the rain
• @Bukkake Power Wash: Code 10-40

Match R16-8: @Parasite VS. @Werewolf

• Theme: It's Not What It Looks Like
• @Parasite: Freak Flag Fluttering
• @Werewolf: No story

And now I would like to give our dear contestants the opportunity to introduce themselves!


(I will add avatars for all the pen name accounts later, probably tomorrow)

[Capt. Asparagus]

Captain Asparagus here, and don't joke about eating me, you savages!

[Photographer]

Good evening. I go by the simple name Photographer. Unassuming, bland of dress, plain of appearance, I go unnoticed in my day to day movements. And this is exactly how I like it, for it affords me the opportunity to move unseen into places from which I can ... indulge my voyeuristic temptations and capture them to film. Studying young ladies exercising at the park, or watching lovers from the gloom outside a bedroom window, nobody notices the plain man, nor sees me deftly raise the lens and shoot. These images, lovingly developed in my personal dark room, become permanent memories of the intoxicating creatures and exhilarating actions I witness.

[Marquise]

The Marquise Manifesto! I was not born into this world, the world was born into me.

Michael Jordan and Weird Al Yankovic are distant cousins. I helped Weird Al with a few lyrics of "White N Nerdy." Michael Jordan taught me how to not play baseball.

My most recent endeavor involved challenging a paper clip, racoon, and a dildo to a dance off in front of a live audience behind an IHOP at 4:00 am. We're still waiting on the judges to review the video, but we're all sure the paper clip cheated.

[Perverted Mimic]

It's me, and I'm not here to roll dice! So my first opponent is... just an elephant?! How boring!

@Capt. Asparagus Good to see you, my friend. I remember that one time you let me nibble on you fondly. Are you alone this time or is @LtBroccoli with you? You look delicious as always, hmm... Hng!

[Capt. Asparagus]

@LtBroccoli has been sent on a very important mission, to rescue Doctor Squash, and Nurse Cherry, from the evil clutches of @Marquise's chef Juggles with Knives. They may need your healing help when they return @Perverted Mimic.

[Marquise]

My chef isn't evil, though he does like to stir up trouble from time to time. Be glad you didn't get the miniature version of Godzilla, Minizilla, that's about twice the size of Stitch from Lilo and Stich movie. Minizilla likes to run around destroying things by dancing the Macarena.

Sadly Minizilla was disqualified from the prior mentioned dance competition behind IHOP because he ate one of the contestants. Poor Chip, his twirls inspired us all...

[Bukkake Power Wash]

@Claire:

Hello Claire, is it possible that you can't send or receive PMs with the new nickname?

[Claire]

@Claire:

Hello Claire, is it possible that you can't send or receive PMs with the new nickname?

Yes, the pen name accounts can't send PMs.

[Parasite]

Here comes I the Para-site,
Come from the public mound to write!

I bite. And I suck. That's pretty much it.