The Used and Abused Round of 16 has officially begun. Our contestants now have two weeks to write their story for their first match. In the round of 16 we have the following 8 matches to look forward to:
Captain Asparagus here, and don't joke about eating me, you savages!
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Good evening. I go by the simple name Photographer. Unassuming, bland of dress, plain of appearance, I go unnoticed in my day to day movements. And this is exactly how I like it, for it affords me the opportunity to move unseen into places from which I can ... indulge my voyeuristic temptations and capture them to film. Studying young ladies exercising at the park, or watching lovers from the gloom outside a bedroom window, nobody notices the plain man, nor sees me deftly raise the lens and shoot. These images, lovingly developed in my personal dark room, become permanent memories of the intoxicating creatures and exhilarating actions I witness.
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The Marquise Manifesto! I was not born into this world, the world was born into me.
Michael Jordan and Weird Al Yankovic are distant cousins. I helped Weird Al with a few lyrics of "White N Nerdy." Michael Jordan taught me how to not play baseball.
My most recent endeavor involved challenging a paper clip, racoon, and a dildo to a dance off in front of a live audience behind an IHOP at 4:00 am. We're still waiting on the judges to review the video, but we're all sure the paper clip cheated.
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It's me, and I'm not here to roll dice! So my first opponent is... just an elephant?! How boring!
@Capt. Asparagus Good to see you, my friend. I remember that one time you let me nibble on you fondly. Are you alone this time or is @LtBroccoli with you? You look delicious as always, hmm... Hng!
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@LtBroccoli has been sent on a very important mission, to rescue Doctor Squash, and Nurse Cherry, from the evil clutches of @Marquise's chef Juggles with Knives. They may need your healing help when they return @Perverted Mimic.
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My chef isn't evil, though he does like to stir up trouble from time to time. Be glad you didn't get the miniature version of Godzilla, Minizilla, that's about twice the size of Stitch from Lilo and Stich movie. Minizilla likes to run around destroying things by dancing the Macarena.
Sadly Minizilla was disqualified from the prior mentioned dance competition behind IHOP because he ate one of the contestants. Poor Chip, his twirls inspired us all...
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Hello Claire, is it possible that you can't send or receive PMs with the new nickname?
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Here comes I the Para-site,
Come from the public mound to write!
I bite. And I suck. That's pretty much it.
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