Hero's Judgement: Dayfall

[Writers_Bloque]

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Hero's Judgement: Dayfall

L.O.V.E.F.U.L. (League of Villainous Empowered Female Underworld Leaders) sat in their high rise tower office building, literally across the street from G.O.L.D.E.N (Guild of Lawful Defenders, Enforcers of Nations.) Their clashes over the years have grown staler than a thousand year long monotonous monogamous marriage. They do evil, Golden shows up, thwart them, rinse repeat.

Today is special as the entire League is focused on a particular man. The janitor at the Guild. It was not like he was powered, something was off about him. This might turn into a really fun venture for the League.
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I was pushing a mop. Well, not much to clean up, puddles of excited fangirl/woman puddles on the floor, when they came in to gush over the latest superhero or super heroine in the Guild. As a large man, I was not particularly special, but things seemed to happen around me. I was generally treated slightly better than neutral on my way to work in the mornings, during the walk this morning, some guy was arguing with the breakfast vendor, I ignored it as my sweetie was calling me as she enters her librarian job, to let me know she has arrived safely, with her tons of kissy face emojis, and a selfie from her desk, displaying her overpriced coffee drink and cute muffin.

Like I said, nothing special, just as I waited for my usual, the Giant fist biscuit, loaded with everything you can jam in it, a juice and coffee. I had time, but noticed out of the corner of my eye a runaway car that careened onto the large sidewalk, threatening to flatten the stand and the man at high speeds. I grabbed the man's shoulder, and threw him across the street, out of the way. Something loudly clattered to the ground, as the speeding car bumped me. It came to a stop a foot from hitting my favorite food stand.

Something crunched under my feet as I stepped up to place my order as sirens in the distance as the masked men in the car tried to exit. I was crowded by the car and it was making feel weird, so I pushed it away. Just as it slammed into the old, unused power pole, knocking the metal sheathed pole over onto a freshly cleared and prepared site for a new construction, The Hero of the Day. his actual name, dropped from the sky. I was not even paying attention as I intensely watched the creation of the GREATEST THING IN THE WORD. The man's daughter, a college student, was smiling, but shaking with what I seen as fan excitement as the hero quickly assisted the men in the car, how they managed to get in their sticky situation as money was settling on the street.

The girl must have tripped behind the counter, as she was gone as I turned to leave.

A jackass showboating on a scooter, showing off his collection of purses, must be a purse fanatic was speeding on the sidewalk ahead, showing off, and laughing about his purses. I hated assholes like this, there were children, old people, and other people using the sidewalk. Someone's little toy poodle broke free and was right in the path, standing like it did not know it was going to be splattered by the scooter. I ran forward, my big bulk pushing me forward with momentum, I managed to snatch up the little dog, as I handed it to the old woman, someone must have bumped into me, and the scooter was gone with its rider. The purse guy had dropped his collection, not smart in the city, even if the police, and Guild was just down the street.

Explosions like fireworks came from the sky, as the steel frame of the new children's hospital, orphanage, pet adoption center, senior citizen home, and school for disabled children fell, as a black mechanical spider with light show looking cannons on the top of its abdomen, was targeting some Junior Guild Hero's, their graduation battle into full membership into the Guild. I shrugged it off, as maybe a commercial being filmed with intense special effects. The Guild did this all the time to promote membership, but the laser lights were strong. They burned my shirt, again. I shouted "Hey, keep the power down, man, My lady got me this shirt." I noticed the scorch marks on the shirt, but my shout must have shaken who was in the spider, because it was flattened against the building, the wall cracking as the machine fell into the streets below.

I continued to the Guild, as I was in time to see my best friend receptionist, Carlina, a sweet young woman, who was ultra life long best friends with my fiancee, Molly.

A quick selfie, of us, holding our own breakfasts, and smiles, followed by a light, play show of outrage, with a heart emoji and thumbs up.

Some kid must have been playing hooky with his odd drone, as it was flying towards Carlina, and I caught it, and spun around, its engine trying to power through my grip, trying to find its owner, but my grip must have been too strong, it exploded in my hand as I was crossing the street in search of the owner.

I dropped the wreckage, and walked back, figuring how much I would have to pay the owner back for the damaged toy.

Entering the building, Reception was overloaded so early in the morning, Reports that The Hero of the Day, was missing. He did not check back in from the bank robbery.

Nothing to do with me, as I slipped into the small janitor locker room, hidden by a keypad terminal under a small section of wall. I put on a fresh shirt, donned my coverall and sat down, on my tiny break before I officially clock in.

I don my earbuds, prepare my mop bucket, that is built into the janitor cart. Then began my trash patrol in the gorgeous waiting area, with many chain restaurants in the lobby like an oversized mall food court. As I was sweeping the tiny trace of dust, the entire entry glass wall exploded inward.

Walking through the wreckage and debris, was an overly muscular robotic enhanced woman, with the Guile haircut, and a deep eastern European accent, tossed a thoroughly trashed Hero of the Day towards the cowering gathering of new and support hero's at the reception desk.

"Any of you think you can beat me......."

She stopped. The room froze as it felt like time stopped.

I was sweeping glass and debris up. I mean shit like this happens almost bi-weekly.

"Hey!"

No response from me.

"HEY!"

Still working like my paycheck depended on it.

"HEY YOU GOD DAMNED MOTHERFUCKING, CUNTSUCKING, MALE SHITPILE ASSHOLE!"

I started whistling to the song as the entire scene became deeply surreal.

I did not see her trying to move past me. She bumped into me, and fell over.

Even more curses and swears as she must have been trying to not slip on glass, launching her foot at me, that it brushed against me, but she screamed in pain.

I tried helping her out of the pile of shattered glass at the same time she tried too, and she just vanished.

Later it would be reported that MANSLAYER (her name in all caps, literally.) was seen rocketing through the air, almost reaching the lower atmosphere.

No one reported anything, because no one could come up with an exact story, as it was assumed the hero's who could handle the Class C Threat swooped in and saved them all.

Mostly because no one wanted to assume they were saved by a mere, barely liked janitor.

Once the debris was cleaned up, as the contractors started repairs. I was called into my direct bosses office, and since security cameras were down, I was given the rest of the day off, not in trouble, but not to get in the way of the workers. I changed out, and decided to treat myself to a nearly mid day ice cream cone.

(Please enjoy, more to come!)

[Claire]

Ok, this reads a bit like the illegitimate child of One Punch Man and My Hero Academia is headed in the Hentai direction.

Btw, you tagged the story as Finished and Long. Obviously, the story is not finished yet if I may trust your final words and do you really expect this story be longer than 15,000 words? Because that is what the Long tag implies.

[Writers_Bloque]

Ok, this reads a bit like the illegitimate child of One Punch Man and My Hero Academia is headed in the Hentai direction.

Btw, you tagged the story as Finished and Long. Obviously, the story is not finished yet if I may trust your final words and do you really expect this story be longer than 15,000 words? Because that is what the Long tag implies.

I misclicked, and yes, I hope this story will expand to the very end, where he ultimately saves the world, rescues Molly a multitude of times, gets married, has kids and retires as THE LAST HERO standing.

and how a janitor achieves all of this.