Men at War

[Claire]

Teaser: Jimmy was naked except for a Jordan Peterson mask similar in style to the Guy Fawkes mask that has become synonymous with the hacktivist collective Anonymous. Only his eyes weren’t covered by the mask. He stood in a woman’s bedroom. The bed was covered by a transparent veil, hiding and not hiding at the same time the body of a woman on the bed.
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The author of this story has read and accepted the rules for posting stories. They guarantee that the following story depicts none of the themes listed in the Forbidden Content section of the rules.

The following story is a work of fiction meant for entertainment purposes only. It depicts nonconsensual sexual acts between adults. It is in no way meant to be understood as an endorsement of nonconsensual sex in real life. Any similarities of the characters in the story to real people are purely coincidental.
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Index:

• Chapter 1
• Chapter 2
• Chapter 3
• Chapter 4

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Title: Men at War
Author: @Claire
Story Tags: I tagged the story as Comedy but Satire would probably be more fitting.
My stories: Claire's Cesspool of Sin
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Men at War

Chapter 1 - Live

“Jimmy, live stream starts in… 3,… 2,… 1,… “

A quick nod to the cameraman, then he began.

“Welcome everybody to our stream. And boy, do we have a treat for you today! But first, let me introduce our group for our new viewers.”

Jimmy was naked except for a Jordan Peterson mask similar in style to the Guy Fawkes mask that has become synonymous with the hacktivist collective Anonymous. Only his eyes weren’t covered by the mask. He stood in a woman’s bedroom. The bed was covered by a transparent veil, hiding and not hiding at the same time the body of a woman on the bed.

“We are the men’s rights activist group known as Men at War. We fight for the reestablishment of the natural order between the sexes in an attempt to stop and reverse the moral decay of modern society brought forth by feminism.”

Jimmy presented his organization’s mission statement with the enthusiasm of a sports commentator.

“Besides our direct forms of political protest – you might remember last month’s public masturbation protest where we got a 1000 men to cum all over Judith Butlers feminist propaganda pamphlet Gender Trouble before returning the book to the library – besides those protests, we also offer the service of exorcism to our supporters. Such an exorcism is what you will witness here today.”

Men at War has recently garnered media attention by conducting radical forms of public protest, like the mass burning of feminist literature or men ejaculating on feminist memorials.

“We believe that there is no amount of feminist indoctrination that can’t be fucked out of a woman. If you know a woman who has been infected by the woke mind virus and you want to save her, you can hire us. For prices varying from only $1,499 for the basic program to our premium deluxe package for $24,999, you can exorcise the feminism out of a girlfriend walking down a dark path, a sister who has lost her way or a boss who is just a pain in the ass.”

Holding the microphone with one hand, Jimmy pointed to another man still standing out of frame with the other.

“This is Jerome, one of our professional exorcists.”

Another naked men wearing nothing but a Peterson mask stepped into frame.

“Jerome, it’s good to see you. How are you doing?”

Jimmy held the microphone closer to Jerome’s face.

“I’m glad to be here, Jimmy. But I’m not gonna lie, I’m still a bit camera shy…”

While Jimmy and Jerome shared a few moments of friendly banter, more and more messages started to pop up in chat as the number of live viewers exceeded 1000.

‘Wait, is this real?”
‘Now there’s two naked dudes. What is going on?’
‘Does exorcism mean what I think it does?’
‘I’ve seen them stream before. Their exorcisms are poggers!’
‘Jerome’s cock is huge!’

Jimmy started to question Jerome.

“But enough about your performance anxiety. Can you explain what the basic package will get our viewers?”

Jerome proceeded to explain Men at War’s exorcism service.

“For the basic package, we snatch a feminist right from the street and show her a good time then and there. Imagine the classic encounter in a lonely park at night or a dark alley on her way home. As proof, you get a set of pictures showing the aftermath: Her naked body with a nice cumshot on her stomach, tits or face. Actually, doing these kinds of jobs for our clients was how my career at Men at War started, and ever since… I…”

Jerome’s voice broke as he was overcome by emotion. Jimmy was professional enough to pick up his slack.

“Well, contrary to what many believe, we from Men at War don’t want men to be emotionless robots. So Jerome, I know how far you’ve come since you joined us. Being here is a special moment for you. Let it all out. The world needs to know how good men like you are hurting and how working for our cause provides them with meaning. Martin, can you show the picture set of Tiffany’s exorcism on stream to illustrate for our viewers what kind of pictures they can expect?”

Jimmy patted Jerome on the back who was slowly recovering from his emotional outburst. Meanwhile, three pictures of a naked woman crying and lying on grass with absent eyes were shown on stream. The first was taken from a distance, showing her entire body. The second one zoomed in between her spread legs, showing her pussy as a gaping hole and her cunt lips swollen from a thorough fucking. The third picture zoomed in on her plump breasts covered in cum.

The number of viewers had only been increasing and the shocking images provoked further comments.

‘Come on guys, this is clearly AI!’
‘If this is real, this is fucked up…’
‘This is fucked up, but also kinda hot…’
‘Guys, I think I know her!’

Without addressing the comments Jimmy continued.

“As Jerome takes a moment to recover, let me tell you what you get as you decide to spend a little more money. You can get video recording of the encounter, multiple camera angles, internal cumshots, multiple exorcists working together, close up shots of cum oozing from her holes, spanking…”

Jimmy kept listing the multitude of ways that their clients could customize the experience if they were willing to pay the associated fees.

“… and finally all of this can take place in a home invasion setting to make the experience especially memorable for the feminist of your choice. As a rule of thumb, the more effort and risk your wishes require and the higher the production costs, the more you’ll have to pay. If you buy the complete premium package for $19,999, then we’ll promise you that we’ll make her read a message of your choice renouncing her woke ideology. If we can’t get her to renounce her views, you get your money back!”

Jerome found his composure again.

“I’m sorry for leaving you alone with the show, Jimmy. But listening to your great explanation of what we have to offer, I couldn’t help but notice. You said that the price goes up to $24,999 but the complete premium package costs only $19,999. Now I’m no math wizard, but even I can see that there’s 5k missing. What is that all about?”

Jimmy was silently nodding along as Jerome asked him about the price.

“As observant as ever, Jerome! For another 5k you can upgrade from the premium package to the premium deluxe package! The premium deluxe package allows you to participate yourself as one of the exorcists. You will get first stab at your chosen feminist’s cunt… or whatever hole you might fancy the most. All other benefits of the premium package are of course included as well. With the premium deluxe package, we promise both you and your chosen feminist a night you will never forget!”

Jimmy winked at the camera while Jerome and the rest of the production crew clapped.

“With all of that being said, let’s welcome the kind sponsor of today’s stream. The man who bought the premium deluxe package and allowed us to stream this all, including his own participation. Let’s give it away for Jacob!”

Another round of applause filled the room.
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[LaLia]

You know that feeling: Everyone's talking about a great movie that everyone absolutely has to see. But you've never managed to watch it, you can't join in the conversation, and you're excited when it's finally playing somewhere? That's how I feel about this story, since it's been mentioned so many times, and I never really read it in Russian because, as a newbie, it was too much for me to take in all at once.

The mass burnings are familiar from the German Reich. Imagine if they had stood there in Nuremberg and jerked off on Jewish works. Okay, my mind is spinning strangely today.

The idea is really very creative, and I'm excited to see what happens next. I somehow don't think the women will be that entertained. I like alternative worlds like that. I've had something like The Purge in mind as a story myself.

[Claire]

@LaLia This story just keeps giving to me. I love your comment. That it inspired you to compare it to book burnings in Nazi Germany is just one more absurdity that this story produced. When you say "I never really read it in Russian" did you mean to write "on RavishU"? Was that autocorrect going crazy or do you know something about this story circulating in Russian forums that I should know?

Anyway, let's not talk too much about books or @Shocker will scold me again for not treating books nicely in my stories.

[Shocker]

@Claire was soll ich da noch sagen ausser Erich Kästner zu zitieren „Die Kultureines Menschen erkennt man an seinem Umgang mit Büchern“

[LaLia]

@LaLia This story just keeps giving to me. I love your comment. That it inspired you to compare it to book burnings in Nazi Germany is just one more absurdity that this story produced. When you say "I never really read it in Russian" did you mean to write "on RavishU"? Was that autocorrect going crazy or do you know something about this story circulating in Russian forums that I should know?

Anyway, let's not talk too much about books or @Shocker will scold me again for not treating books nicely in my stories.

Damn, sometimes I hate my autocorrect.

Book burnings, the German Empire, Russia... strange association.

[Claire]

Chapter 2 - Brotherhood


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[LaLia]

Now the comedy tag is clearly coming into focus. I'd be lying if I said this story particularly gripped me in terms of arousal level; there are others that are more triggering. But the entertainment value is really strong, and you have to be able to pull off a rape comedy. So, with this topic, putting a grin on the reader's face is a real treat. :D

[Claire]

Now the comedy tag is clearly coming into focus. I'd be lying if I said this story particularly gripped me in terms of arousal level; there are others that are more triggering. But the entertainment value is really strong, and you have to be able to pull off a rape comedy. So, with this topic, putting a grin on the reader's face is a real treat. :D

Without wanting to spoil you, I can promise you: It will get dumber and more ridiculous than this. :D

[Claire]

Chapter 3 – Three Hole Philosophy


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[Claire]

Chapter 4 – Catharsis


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